A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...