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TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
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NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
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God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Bathroom troubles
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Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...