Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...