AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...