I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...