Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...