Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...