Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...