Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...