Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...