Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...