Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...