Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...