The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...