Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...