Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...