why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.