Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...