Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
mouse’s favorite record?
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...