Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...