Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...