A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Why make woman beautiful?
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On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
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