Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Blonde quickies 121-140
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Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...