Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…