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What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Lesbian Love
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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Here is your punishment
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7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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