The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...