Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
A snail buys a fast new car
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Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...