Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...