Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...