I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...