What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...