dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...