What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...