Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!