How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...