What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...