A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...