Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...