pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...