A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...