Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...