Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...