Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...