What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...