Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...