Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...