Computers are male
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Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...