Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...