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This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
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You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...