Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...