A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”