Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...